I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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