Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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