Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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