that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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