when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
