Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize