singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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