No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
