You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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