Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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