Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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