i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
