This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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