I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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