I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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