hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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