dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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