Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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