We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize