a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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