hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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