It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Can I color on your dick again?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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