Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You've changed since you got that strap on
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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