Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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