Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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