I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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