People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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