i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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