i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Randomize
