Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
