yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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