if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
