I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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