god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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