i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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