how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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