she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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