OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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