Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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