She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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