Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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