turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
FUCK WHALES
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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