Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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