i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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