I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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