Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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