You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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