I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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