her vagine was all disorganized.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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