From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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