I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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