Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
