My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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