U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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