I smell stomach acid.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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