The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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