You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
