Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
did you just send me my own nude
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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